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Several days ago while I was helping a room full of teeming third-graders glaze their leaf plates, I overheard a child candidly exlaim: "We pray, and then we flush!"
I believe they were referring to the disposal of their, alas, dead fish - not a new method of teaching the young their prayers in tandem with potty training.
...But it does make one pause...
I believe they were referring to the disposal of their, alas, dead fish - not a new method of teaching the young their prayers in tandem with potty training.
...But it does make one pause...
Don't Grab My Eye
Today, Mum said:
"These glasses make me feel like someone is pulling on my eye."
...
Death on the Crosswalk of Life
Today I nearly got run over by a police car.
Crosswalks don't apply to policemen, apparently.
Amazing Fumbles
Today, a poor, nameless fellow made an amazingly awkward phrasing fumble in Japanese class.
"いそがしそうな女の人のにくはおいしそうです。"
Translated: "The busy looking lady's meat looks tasty."
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^O^ Kiddies are so silly. 
That's so ridiculous and fun.
But you know what's really cute? A British. I want a British. And a Nihon-jean. As pets. One of each. Purebred. There was the cutest little British grandma who spoke during the conference and I love her accent. ^______________^
/tangent
That's so ridiculous and fun.But you know what's really cute? A British. I want a British. And a Nihon-jean. As pets. One of each. Purebred. There was the cutest little British grandma who spoke during the conference and I love her accent. ^______________^
/tangent